Today is Skype's third birthday, so I thought I'd look up its horoscope. Here's what Horoscope.co.uk has to say about our Virgo software friend:

"A delightful surprise may come from a friend who has some keen ideas on what to do next."

A friend like, saaay, eBay? Interesting...

"An important career concern could require considerable effort on your part today in order to enable you to advance whatever it is you're trying to accomplish, dear Virgo," says Yahoo Horoscopes, in what may be the longest and most meaningless sentence I've read all month. "Today you're capable of accomplishing wonders."

Accomplishing wonders... you mean like letting me throw away my phone bill? Sounds about right. Bottoms up, Skype.