Though I'd indulge in some Saturday blogging to remind y'all of the special expat offer on this weekend.

If you're in Spain (in which case, why are you reading this instead of barbecuing sausages and gargling sangria?), you can call anyone on a UK landline for free today and tomorrow.

To make the call, click the dial tab within Skype and choose United Kingdom from the drop-down list. Type or dial the phone number from the dialpad, click the big green call button, yak away for as long as you like, and then go away and count the cash you've saved. And spend it on more sangria. Bottoms up!